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11 May 2009 @ 08:22 am
Meet Crack!Zuko  
Zuko in my dreams never looks like he does in the show. He's bald and skinny and he wears flip flops and weird clothes and a hat with a pink flower on it. His pants have smilies on them, and he doesn't have his scar! He cruises around the Earth Kingdom on an ostrich horse, gets into bar fights, and cheats people at cards. Occasionally, he blows things up.

All the way back in 2006, I had a dream about Zuko looking like this and acting like the crackheaded bastard child of Sokka and Bumi and I have never been able to get rid of this image of him. Occasionally, when I'm reading your fics, Crack!Zuko pops into my head. You have no idea what this does to your stories. >_<

And I've figured out that I will have dreams about whatever the last thing was I was thinking about before I fell asleep. So I've been trying to "manipulate" my dreams by, well, thinking about the things I want to have dreams about--good fic ideas, winning the lottery (don't even play the lottery = rofl). Stuff like that. But it always ends up turning into some crazy crack or some nightmare. One night I deamed I bought the winning lottery ticket for Lotto and someone stole it form me and cashed it in. ;_;

Before I went to bed last night, I wanted to do some research about various sabers in the dao family because I needed to think of a name for an ancestor of Piandao's and decided I would just name that person after a sword in the same family.  None of the other names roll of the tongue as nicely as "piandao" does. I just think that word is beautiful. :D However, I found Niuweidao (also referred to as the oxtail saber) to be an interesting choice.

Look familiar?

(Image and information taken from here.)

And of course this lead to a silly dream where Crack!Zuko showed up at Piandao's with his broadswords, wearing a t-shirt that said "Two swords are better than one!" >:D

Crack!Zuko is like my imaginary BFF. >_<

And my icon is very relevant. It represents the expression on Piandao's face when Zuko just showed up out of the blue dressed like Chong's long lost brother and looking for information about good places to eat in Shu Jing.

DPAKbanditjoeykuba on May 11th, 2009 04:28 pm (UTC)
...Wow. Crack!Zuko... is...What kind've drugs are you on? XD

Seriously, I wish I had the kind've dreams you do. My crack!Avatar dreams are also strange (Azula terrorizing a hair salon in a mall... XD) but never quite that awesome.
SCplushulala on May 11th, 2009 10:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, that sounds like a dream I had where Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee are mall rats. They went from shop to shop, throwing clothes on the floor and talking like valley girls. They had really scary 80s hair and Ty Lee kept smacking her gum while Mai smoked cigarettes. Azula had this red and silver platform shoes. When people walked by, she'd kick them really hard. It was...strange.
DPAKbanditjoeykuba on May 11th, 2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
I don't remember exactly what happened in mine, but Azula followed me to the mall for some reason and eventually ran into said hair salon, grabbed a pair of scissors and chopped her bangs off (again?) and then proceeded to set the place on fire. But that's all I remember of it. :(
crystaldrake: Mai/Ty Leecrystaldrake on May 11th, 2009 06:22 pm (UTC)
Woah! Crack!Zuko! LOL

He sound like he be a good friend to Drag Queen Xin Fu from a story I wrote back in 2007. WTF was I thinking. (Curse celebrity apprentice for getting the image back in my head.)
SC: INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!111plushulala on May 11th, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC)
Crack!Zuko would totally do it. One of my dreams with him was something where he and Sokka had to go into this tavern for some reason while Katara and Aang waited outside, They were dressed in drag so they could fool the drunk patrons into thinking they were women to get information from them (I don't know why.. *lol*) So Aang and Katara are waiting outside and Sokka comes out all mad and mumbling something under his breath. Aang's like "What happened?" Sokka's like, "It turns out, that's a gay bar." So Katara's like, "Where's Zuko?" and Sokka's like "He givin' them what they want." @_@