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04 March 2009 @ 02:31 pm
Crackheaded Plot Bunnies of Doom  
Piandao and Toph's Excellent Adventures, a series of crackfics in which Piandao and Toph go on adventures and do stuff.

#1: I decided that Toph should join Piandao on his quest to find Sokka's lost sword.  Actually, it will be Toph's idea because bumming money from and hitching a ride to the Earth Kingdom with Piandao and then hooking up with June is more fun than staying behind at the FN capitol while everyone sits around and rambles on about how they're going to rebuild the world.

#2: While listening to high ranking members of the military yammer on and on about reconstruction and occupation and the colonies and the economy, and nationalism, and so on, Toph decides that visiting Azula at the asylum would probably be more fun than sitting in meetings with these people all day long. Piandao, whether he wants to or not, will accompany her because "someone needs to drive Eely".

#3: When they return, Piandao and Toph find that everyone's still hanging out, going to meetings with Zuko, and helping him build his government.  That's boring to Toph.  She misses the days when all they did was fly around on Appa, play Hide & Seek with the Fire Nation, bend, beat people up, and have fun.  So when the mention of Zuko's mother comes up in conversation, Toph decides that she'll find Ursa.  Piandao will help because "He doesn't have anything better to do with his time, anyway".

#4: Azula escapes.  Toph decides that she and Piandao will go after her because that's more fun than going to Kyoshi Island or flying around doing Avatar stuff with Aang and Katara.  Piandao doesn't care. Hunting Azula is an excuse to keep him out of the meetings and boring political stuffs. Jeong Jeong can sit in meetings and kiss butt all day long and then report news back to Iroh. Chasing around a crazy fire-breathing princess is pretty much the highlight of his life these days.

I just think that the post-war efforts of rebuilding would be pretty boring and Toph wouldn't stick around for any of it. She'd need someone who's as bored as she is with the mundane task of keeping peace to go on missions with her so she wouldn't get lonely. Since the others are all up on this whole rebuilding the word thing, the only person left who yawns more than she does in the meetings is Piandao. Toph doesn't even know why Piandao's still hanging out at the palace and frankly, neither does Piandao. :b

Terra Firma: Avatar | Delightlast_archangel on March 4th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC)

It doesn't even really sound like crack! I mean, it could be funny as hell but it's so totally in character that IT COULD WORK!

Edited at 2009-03-04 08:54 pm (UTC)
SCplushulala on March 6th, 2009 04:25 am (UTC)
*lol* I don't know... Every time I try to write crack, it gets too serious and then it's no longer fun. :/
DPAK: lol silly pplzbanditjoeykuba on March 7th, 2009 06:12 am (UTC)
XD I lol'd so hard at these. I want to see full fics! :D
SCplushulala on March 8th, 2009 10:20 am (UTC)
I'm not sure how lulzy they'd be. I think I'm too srs bsns. But the first idea has a good shot at being written.