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04 July 2009 @ 08:33 pm
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I dreamed that I was being hunted down by Max Headroom.  He was a purple clad, Firebending cyborg who showed up at my house.  I told my dad to tell him I wasn't here.  My dad's like, "She's in the living room."  Then he started blowing the neighborhood up.  So I flew away but I was on "Empty" and I started to fall out of the clouds.  Then he just started carpet bombing the place, spraying the whole area with giant fireballs that he shot out of his mouth.  Then Combustion Man, in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice said, "Come with me if you want to live".  So he took me by the hand and we flew to the Western Air Temple where Haru's talking mustache was playing cards with Talking!Momo and everyone else was running around trying to get away from CM.  CM's like, "Uh, what?"  So I'm like, "He just saved my life.  Your problem is Cyborg Max Headroom."  But they don't care.  They just kept screaming like a bunch of idiots while they ran around in circles.

As Cyborg Max Headroom approached the air temple, CM blew him out of the sky.  Then he turned on me and started chasing everyone around.  And out of nowhere, the Old Masters showed up and they're like, "We have The Ultimate Weapon".  So Bumi pulled The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future out of his back pocket and set him down in front of CM.  CGOCPFtF launched into a mind-numbing story about how, ten thousand years ago, cheese ruled the world like an angry god and how people would throw their poop at each other during mating rituals.

As he was boring CM with his story, everyone snuck away.  Then Bumi told me that, if this didn't work, we should be ready to grab someone (then he grabbed Pakku) so we could use them as a human shield.  So I grabbed Piandao.  And Piandao said, in Kathy Griffin's voice, "BITCH, YOU JUST WANNA PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER ME, DON'T YA?"  And I'm like, "Uh, yeah!"  So Crack!Zuko was like "Don't act so desperate!" :O  How rude...


 
 
 
DPAK: NANERPUSSbanditjoeykuba on July 5th, 2009 03:56 am (UTC)
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WTF are you on and where can I get some?
SCplushulala on July 5th, 2009 04:15 am (UTC)
*lol* Your icon. :D
DPAK: lol silly pplzbanditjoeykuba on July 5th, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)
Nanerpuss is love~ <3 I've never loved a commercial so much, no lie. XD