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29 March 2009 @ 05:16 am
Randomness...  
So I was trying to think of a scenario in which Bato and Hakoda would go on a double date with Jeong Jeong and Piandao. Of course, there's no logical reason why this would ever happen.

And then I just kinda skipped the whole set up and went straight to the cracky sleepover.

So Jeong Jeong's all up in Piandao's business because Piandao, in his infinite wisdom, decided to take them to a four hour long theatrical production that only had one fifteen minute intermission (bathroom break) AFTER Piandao took everyone out to dinner. Jeong Jeong's mad because he's been holding it for four hours because he couldn't get into the over-crowded washroom at the theater during intermission. And, of course, he takes it out on Piandao. So when Piandao remembers to wear the "special" silk robe and matching pants (and fuzzy turtleduck slippers), Jeong Jeong isn't interested. He gets mad when Piandao tries to climb into bed and goes off on some rant about how their relationship is all about give and take: Jeong Jeong gives, Piandao takes. Then he kicks Piandao out of bed and pushes him out into the hallway and tells him he's going to be spending the rest of the weekend in the guest room. When Piandao points out that that's his bedroom in his castle, Jeong Jeong tells him to shut up and slams the door in his face after he hits him in the head with his pillow and blanket.

So Hakoda and Bato are like "You can come sleep with us!" <3 Hakoda and Bato are just looking for a playmate. Everything goes along swimmingly until Piandao gets all emo about Jeong Jeong. Every time Hakoda and Bato would start getting hot and heavy, Piandao would start whining about how Jeong Jeong is always mean to him. ;_; Then Piandao starts in on how all of Jeong Jeong's rants are the same. "Fire is destruction!" "Money is destruction!" "War is destruction!" "Eelhound puppies are destruction!" "Sex is destruction!" Just replace the word fire with any word you want and that's any number of Jeong Jeong's rants in a nutshell. So when Hakoda and Bato decide that Piandao isn't going to get with the program, they kick Piandao out of bed and push him out into the hallway and tell him to go slum it in the guest room.

Poor Piandao...  Every time I ship him with someone, they always treat him like dirt because he's so clueless about anything that doesn't have to do with swords and secret societies.

But, anyway, this got me thinking...

So, while watching The Deserter, I replaced every instance of Jeong Jeong's use of the word "fire" with "sex".  Good times, good times...
 
 
 
 
 
DPAK: lol silly pplzbanditjoeykuba on March 29th, 2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
Just so you know, I had to keep my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing loudly and alarming anyone else. XD Best mental images EVER. XD Especially Piandao emoing while Bato and Hakoda are trying to get it on.

Though I'm curious about what the "special" silk robe looks like... >w>
SCplushulala on March 29th, 2009 07:02 pm (UTC)
Though I'm curious about what the "special" silk robe looks like... >w>

It's black. I love black and I love dark skinned men in black. <3