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23 March 2009 @ 03:46 am
I am scarred for life! (Thanks, DPAK!) :D  
So DPAK ( banditjoeykuba ) is writing a Piandao/Jeong Jeong fic called Tempered Steel. I've pimped it here before... It's a fine piece of prose.

Here's the thing... She did a crack!art for it spoofing those Swiffer Duster commercials featuring Mop and/or Broom.

...Yes, that's Zuko, Aang, and Sokka singing “Baby, Come Back” to Jeong Jeong while Piandao looks on... You're not seeing things because you're only running off of 15 hours of sleep this week.

The other night, I had this dream... On those newer Swiffer commercials, they play “Don't You Want Me, Baby?” (by The Human League).

So Jeong Jeong is still blowing Piandao off. Piandao convinces the girls to sing this to JJ. So ya got Toph who's just standing around picking her nose. Katara, Ty Lee, and Suki are totally into the song. They have sparkles and hearts floating around their heads and they're totally into it with harmonizing and dancing while Mai's just standing there with a disgruntled look on her face (but she's still singing just not loud enough to be heard). Azula is singing but she keeps throwing dirty looks at Jeong Jeong. Iroh comes out of nowhere from behind the bush that Piandao's been cowering behind the whole time. I guess he's there for moral support.

So Iroh's like, “They're doing a great job. Jeong Jeong should be impressed.” Then Piandao's like “Azula is flat!” Azula's like “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!” and she goes all Crazula with this crazy eye twitching and jerking and fire (and she sounds like that bus driver from South Park). So Piandao points to Iroh and says, “Iroh said you were flat!” and runs away like the Road Runner. Then Iroh runs away screaming like a girl while Azula starts burning everything down around Jeong Jeong. The whole forest is burning and everyone's running away and animals are stampeding away and Jeong Jeong just stands there like he couldn't be paid to care...


Poor Piandao... That guy's never gonna catch a break. D:
 
 
 
DPAK: lol silly pplzbanditjoeykuba on March 23rd, 2009 12:09 pm (UTC)
Okay, so I just woke up and decided to check for updates on my friends page... Boy am I glad I did. XD I lol'd so hard!

Oh and hey look! I even have a tag! *Stares in amusement*
SC: D:plushulala on March 23rd, 2009 12:34 pm (UTC)
Poor Piandao... He's so emotionally distraught over the last time Jeong Jeong blew him off that he thought it would be a good idea to bring Azula along. @_@

Now Hei-Bai's gonna get all pissy because Azula burned the forest down. -_-; JJ's gonna blame Piandao because Azula killed all his fury little friends and burned down his outhouse. ;_;
DPAK: <3 Teeheebanditjoeykuba on March 23rd, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
Really, this dream is a lot crackier than anything I could have ever imagined. XD And thanks to it I now have a lot of cracky images in my head. Along with that song. 8D Might have to do a second part to that comic now. XD

And poor Jeong Jeong losing his furry little friends! Oh great, now I can see JJ as Snow White or something. Singing to the little forest critters and having them help him with chores. Oh Tophgod, the craaaaaaack. @_@
SCplushulala on March 23rd, 2009 04:08 pm (UTC)
Most of my crack dreams involving Piandao usually end up with Azula destroying things and burning stuff.

JJ doesn't send Che out to hunt animals. He sends animals out to hunt Che. And he controls time. But that's another matter entirely.

And so it was that Hei-Bai took Che into the Spirit World on the following solstice because Azula had burned down the forest.

But it was Che so no one cared.